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Dawn, Day, and Twilight, William Bouguereau

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"Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed."

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Male Novelist Jokes (via The Toast)

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Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He swore curses at his coworkers. He was making a lot of money. Fuck.

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Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 

A: “You have so much to learn,” he told her. She was only 19, but she was the best student in his undergraduate short story class who was also female and classically beautiful. “I will teach you, and also have sex with you. You can walk around wearing only my tweed jacket after, but only for 20 minutes. You’re not ready to wear it for longer.” 
"Is that the jacket with the elbow patches?" she murmured, her full lips plump as an overripe cherry, already tainted with corruption at the pit. 
"No," he said harshly, "it has double elbow patches." He turned to face the window. "I knew you wouldn’t understand."

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